Que disent les fanboys d’Android dès qu’ils voient ou entendent parler d’un produit Apple, et dans ce cas précis, un iPhone. Dans le même esprit des Shit People Say.

Office – Oh there’s your problem … it’s an iPhone
Cafe – How did you even get here using Apple maps?
Shop – Nah, I got a ‘Droid
Office – Why is your screen so small?
Sofa – It doubles as a portable drive
Magazine – And I didn’t even need to jailbreak it
glasses – Oh, I love this widget
Office – I can hold it any way, and I still get full reception
Cafe – Full reception
Office- Full reception
Dungeon – I can play slot cars in my dungeon and I still get full reception
Cafe- Cheap
Street- So Cheap
Sofa – Cheap
Office – Best camera phone, ever
Store – with Steve Jobs dead, Apple is going downhill
Magazine- Apple is going downhill
Street – How do you even see anything on that tiny little screen?
Cafe – It’s so cute!
Bed – Hey, let me root your phone
Office – Wooo, look at me, I’m Steve Jobs
Street – Steve Jobs. Bleughueghoweugh.
Bed – It’s not copying if it’s better
Street – Bleughuegh
Hairdresser – Bleughuegh
Bar – I run the world
Street- I’m Steve Jobs
Cafe- Bleughuegh
Shower – I hate Apple
Street – So durable
Office – Customisable
Glasses – Ah, I love this camera
Office – What are your specs?
Magazine – It’s all about widgets
Bed – Uuhhh, this is my favourite widget
Magazine – Even the magazine is twice the price
Office – What ROM are you running
Bar – Dude check out my ROM
Dungeon – No, it’s a standard micro USB cable
Cafe- It’s just a standard micro USB cable
Bed – Aww, shame. Pity it’s not a standard micro USB cable.
Sofa – Ugh, if only you had NFC
Dungeon – I’m controlling the slot car with my phone … just kidding.
Bar- Siri’s a bitch
Bed – Bleughuegh