Ricky Gervais Golden Globes 2011

Ricky Gervais était une nouvelle fois le présentateur de ces Golden Globes 2011. Il avait cartonné l’an passé et sa prestation de hier soir était une nouvelle fois drôlement choquante, à son habitude ! Il ne s’est pas gêné pour chambrer Charlie Sheen et ses soirées arrosées le … lundi soir, le film The Tourist (que personne n’a vu…) avec Angelina Jolie et Johnny Depp, Cher, les filles retouchées sur l’affiche de Sex and The City 2.
La Scientologie était également la cible de Gervais à propos du film I Love You Phillip Morris :

Le film avec Jim Carrey et Ewan McGregor, deux hétérosexuels qui prétendent être gays, tout à fait le contraire de la Scientologie (les bouuuh dans la salle 🙂 ).

Ricky Gervais félicite Hugh Hefner pour son anniversaire avec la jeune Crystal Harris avec un geste que vous comprendrez … :p

Ricky Gervais Golden Globes 2011

Son Top 10 de cette soirée :

1. “It’s going to be a night of partying and heaving drinking — or as Charlie Sheen calls it: breakfast.”

2. “Everything this year was three-dimensional, except the characters in The Tourist. I feel bad about that joke. I’m jumping on the bandwagon, because I haven’t even seen that movie. Who has?”

3. “Do you want to go see Cher? No. Why not? Because it’s not 1975.”

4. “There were a lot of big films that didn’t get nominated. Nothing for Sex and the City 2. I was sure the Golden Globes for special effects would go to the team that airbrushed that poster.”

5. “Also not nominated I Love You Phillip Morris. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor. Two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay. So, the complete opposite of some famous Scientologist… My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke.”

6. “Our first presenter is beautiful, talented, and Jewish apparently. Mel Gibson told me that. He’s obsessed. Please welcome Scarlett Johansson.”

7. “Who are our next presenter from such films as Hudson Hawk, Look Who’s Talking, Mercury Rising, Color of Night, The Fifth Element, Hart’s War. Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.”

8. “Next up, Eva Longoria has the daunting task of introducing the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press. That’s nothing, I had just had to help him off the toilet and pop his teeth in.”

9. “I love this next presenter; he’s so cool. He’s the star of Iron Man. Two Girls and a Guy. Wonderboys. I’m sorry are these porn films? Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Bowfinger? Up the Academy. Come on! He has done all of those films, but many of you in this room probably know him best from such facilities as The Betty Ford Clinic and the Los Angeles County Jail. Robert Downey, Jr.”

10. “And thank you to God. For making me an atheist.”